Craziest thing to happen on a massage table? Massage therapists or anyone with a good story?

I was getting a massage last night and kept laughing because the guy was tickling my sides. He wasn't meaning to, but I am just so sensitive in certain places. He was massaging my back and got toward the sides of my back near my waist and I was squirming and laughing. It made me think though, what other funny stories do people have about massages?Craziest thing to happen on a massage table? Massage therapists or anyone with a good story?
Well let me see? When I first started having health problems, I decided a nice steam in a single steam pod followed by a nice relaxing massage might do the trick? I have Rheumatoid Arthritis, so anything to kill the pain. I sat in the steam pod naked, after the steam donned a toweling bathrobe and went into the massage room, where the female masseur was waiting. So I stepped out of the bathrobe, laid on the couch and nothing????? The female masseur panicked and ran out of the room? Seems they were not used to naked clients? Glad to report they are now!!!!


The second one, remember 9/11? I had just left home for my massage when the news stated a Aircraft had flown into the Twin Tower, that was all they knew. The News finished and the usual program continued. I assumed it was a small plane, like a sightseeing tour of New York? I arrived at the Beauticians and walked in, sat down in the room. The Masseur came out and said 'Have you heard the News' and then I realized how serious it was. The normal radio program had been stopped as airwaves were full of the News. While listening another female came in, not a Client but a Fortune Teller! Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your fortune? I said 'Have you heard the News about events in New York?' The fortune teller said 'No, why?' I replied 'Umm, well if you are a real fortune teller, would you not know what is happening in New York?'Craziest thing to happen on a massage table? Massage therapists or anyone with a good story?
The massage therapist performing a Thai massage on a high massage bed (Thai massage are generally done without a massage bed but on a futon or mat)...anyway, to make the long story short, we heard a THUD upstairs, and it was the massage therapist who fell from the massage table.....





Good thing she was not hurt but was so embarrased .





We all giggled.





Eunice


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I ended up havign sex with my massage therapist on the table...that was a good massage.


The only crazy story i have though :(